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A military comedy TV series

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Season 1 Episodes

Episode 1: Pilot

Episode 2: Two Monkey Turner

Episode 2: Two Monkey Turner

  A Militia unit, part of Canada’s Army Reserve, is selected to be a testbed for an experiment called 60/40 where forty percent of the soldiers work full-time. The “forty percenters” are a group of mismatched soldiers forced to work together and the results are chaotic. 

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Episode 2: Two Monkey Turner

Episode 2: Two Monkey Turner

Episode 2: Two Monkey Turner

  Jones and Rutherford are shocked to learn that 2nd Lt. Turner, a new and inept officer in the unit, is assigned to be their boss while they teach a recruit basic training course.



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Episode 3: Canada and War

Episode 2: Two Monkey Turner

Episode 3: Canada and War

  The unit is the subject of an investigative news story for an episode of “Canada and War” where soldiers are interviewed and asked about their work. During the interviews, we meet four new members to the unit.


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Episode 4: Pay & Poverty

Episode 5: There's No Life Like It

Episode 3: Canada and War

  When the Militia pay system goes haywire, no one gets paid for three months forcing everyone to adopt austerity measures. Meanwhile, Jones and Rutherford give 2nd Lt. Turner some fuel economy tips that have unintended consequences.

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Episode 5: There's No Life Like It

Episode 5: There's No Life Like It

Episode 5: There's No Life Like It

  After half the unit’s part-time soldiers quit because of a faulty pay system, the forty percenters are tasked to conduct an ad-hock recruiting drive.  Prospective applicants can only be described as unusual.

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Episode 6: Lost

Episode 5: There's No Life Like It

Episode 5: There's No Life Like It

  After his promotion to sergeant, Rutherford is assigned to conduct a recruit basic training course with Jones and Stiletto as instructors, but military training events don’t necessarily go as planned.


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Episode 7: Stop Killing my Baby

Episode 7: Stop Killing my Baby

Episode 7: Stop Killing my Baby

  When a new federal regulation prohibits smoking in government buildings, Jones locks horns with the chief clerk who is telling everyone to stop smoking in the Mess, the only room where smoking is still allowed.

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Episode 8: Cock of Satan

Episode 7: Stop Killing my Baby

Episode 7: Stop Killing my Baby

While on duty, Jones must contend with strange incidents throughout the camp only to discover the coke machine, next to his bed in the duty room, has its electric plug bolted to the wall.


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Episode 9: Freedom of the City

Episode 7: Stop Killing my Baby

Episode 10: The Rip Van Winkle Effect

 Rutherford, Jones and Mr. Turner are tasked to organize a Freedom of the City celebration but the CO wants a banquet  to be held at a specific location.


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Episode 10: The Rip Van Winkle Effect

Episode 10: The Rip Van Winkle Effect

Episode 10: The Rip Van Winkle Effect

  After Stiletto is promoted to sergeant, everyone’s nightmares come true as he turns into a tyrant and operates with impunity.

in development

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